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pues resulta que estaba hablando por teléfono con un amigo de Australia llamado Steve Irwing (no, el wey que se murió no), y ya estabamos negociando la compra-venta de un ornitorrinco a un precio módico (hago un breve paréntesis para decirles que este tierno animal es una de mis fascinaciones siempre he querido uno desde que los conocí, en cierta forma son parecidos a mi, pues tienen muchos huevos [osea nacen de huevo] y son mamíferos [yo también] y aparte son venenosos [yo también] y pues en fin, dicen que los ornitorrincos son la prueba de que Dios tiene sentido del humor entonces si algún día alguno de ustedes no sabe que regalarme pues ya saben que) cuando de repente se corta la llamada por que se me olvidá darle el abono a Carlos Slim.

En eso estaba, vociferando y maldiciendo a diestra y siniestra (y esas pendejas que culpa tienen se preguntaran, pero me vale madre) cuando llega mi hermanito el mas pequeño todo emocionado por que tenía en sus manos el nuevo disco del Mago de Oz.

A la verga!!, exclamé exaltadamente, sácate a la chingada con esos pendejos jugando a los piratitas y los calabozos y dragones, son como 20 weyes para sacar un sonido bastante mamón, orale puto gánele de aquí!.

Se me queda viendo con una cara de "tu no sabes de música".

- "ja ja ja" me reí con una risa como de Cesar Costa.

Que me vas a venir a contar a mi pendejo, yo! que tengo toda la colección de Montez de Dgo. desde que empezaron allá en Chicago, a mi! que tengo toda la colección de los Bukis desde que el Buki mayor no usaba barba ni cabello largo, a mi! que tengo todos los discos de los Relampagos de Norte desde antes de que se separaran y se hicieran Ramon Ayala y sus Bravos del Norte, a mi! que tengo toda la colección de discos del grupo de Rock en español Equs mucho antes de que su vocalista se lanzara a la fama bajo el nombre de Pepe Aguilar, a mi! que tengo toda la colección de Las Insólitas Imágenes de Aurora mucho antes de que se llamaran Caifanes y mucho antes de que se llamaran Jaguares, a mi! que tengo toda la colección de los Megadeaths mucho antes de que se llamaran Architectural Abdas o mucho antes de que se hiceran llamar Pink Floyd, ami! que tengo toda la colección de Banda el Recodo de Don Cruz Lizarraga amén, que se siguen llamando igual pero me vale madre. eh?...putito como la ves?

-Pinche Chachín como la mamas, pero cuando haz visto que un grupo de Rock incluya una flauta transversal en sus canciones?..eso es muy novedoso en la música nadie lo ha hecho!.

-Cuantos años tienes mozalbete inverbe? efebo, todavia traes la leche escurriendo y ya andas de mamila, mira: toma 2o pesos y me traes una pastilla de chocolate Abuelita, de Ibarra no por que no se deshace bien y luego batallo para que agarre sabor. Te voy a dar una clase

-El Ibarra está mas barato.

-Ya te he dicho que no! ves? ese es tu problema, no sabes escuhar ni diferenciar el sabor entre chocolate Abuelita e Ibarra. Así no vas a llegar a ningún puto lado compa. Traeme también unos Rancheritos, ojo! RAN-CHE-RI-TOS, no cheetos naranjas por que no me gustan entiendes? no me gustan!!!!!

-Ya voy pues.

-Ahorita que vengas te pongo un video para que lo veas.

Ya vino y la chingada me puse a hacer el chocolate y me salio de pocamadre empecé a sopear los Rancheritos mientras disfrutabamos el video.

Cuál video se preguntarán ustedes. pues este.
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Jethro Tull, Ian Scott Anderson y su flauta simplemente me dejan mesmerizado, mi hermano al fin comprendió mis palabras y mis enseñanzas tipo Señor Miyagi acá, sin tantas mamadas simplemente confundiendolo de a madres, y aprovechando la confusión mandarlo a la tienda jejeje.

bueno ahi les va el video, es de la canción Aqualung, en esta canción casi no se marranea con la flauta pero esta chida jaja.





55 comentarios:

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uuuuuuuhhh!!
hace un buen rato que no escuchaba a Jethro, esta muuuuuuuy perrón.

Oye, ya´sé que vas a dcir que o sé de música y me vas a echar todo el rollo que le echaste a tu hermanito, jajjaja
pero a mi también me gusta el mago,
je!!
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Sorry!!
Pero por encima el Jethro eh!!
y no tengo sus colecciones solo disfruto sus canciones cuando las oigo....

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jajajaja, Pinche Chachin eres re mamón, me encanta leerte porque me haces reir, neta, a mi si me gusta Mago de Oz, pero pues se ve que tu eres todo un SABEDOOOR! en este rollo de la música jeje, bueno se cuida y un saludo desde mi Rancho.

P.d: tengo que probar los Rancheritos con chocolate, solo los he probado con chela, pero ps igual saben chidos.

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Jajajajaja aaaayy tus gustos en música apestan jajaja ntc Gerardo!!!

Ondísima el video!!

Y deja de insultar a los cheetos!! jajaja aunque me cagué de risa con eso jajajaja

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